6.5 – The One With The Big Mistake

What happened in the last post? I’m so far ahead in game that I don’t remember any more XD

RECAP; Ginny refused to age up and ultimately got deleted, Remus adopted a Unicorn (I never said, but it counts towards his LTW. Remus is secretly Hagrid), Billy and Remus got married, there was skilling and friendmaking, more woohoo than normal, hopefully the start of Generation Seven (that’s scary), Remus set himself on fire, and Sirius got old.

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Bubbles: You’re such a sweet horse, have some carrots. Don’t tell the Unicorn.

Buckbeak: 😀

Tonks: Is it just me or do these ducks have echoes?

Maybe don’t drink the unnaturally blue water anymore…

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After completing his LTW and topping the Law Enforcement career (forensic branch), Martin retires.

Martin: More time to work on my true passion; music!

Please no.

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There are going to be a few jumping pictures this post, I’m afraid. Remus makes a ridiculous face, and Sutter looks so good…

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You’re supposed to give with your hands when you jump, but if you ride with reins like washing lines I don’t suppose it makes a difference.

Remus: They’re not washing lines.

Sutter: Yes they are. Don’t change them.

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It’s so photogenic I can’t help it.

I’m not sorry, this is what Remus spends most of his days doing right now.

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He also needs to get in as much riding time to improve his skills, because if he ends up being the one who’s pregnant he won’t be able to ride then.

In hindsight, I think sims aren’t supposed to be able to ride from the moment the lullaby plays, not just when they pop. But I can’t remember.

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Given the fact that nobody ever seems to leave the house, it seemed reasonable for Billy to spend time chatting to people online in an attempt to make friends.

Billy: Must. Find. New. People.

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Remus: All this riding has made me cold. Unless I want to end up an old man like my father, I’d better do something about it.

This seems fair. Also, the Slytherin fire is still going strong!

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Bubbles has a kindle! Or some kind of kindle type thing, anyway.

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It’s winter! I should’ve thrown a Christmas Gift Giving party, it would have only been three weeks late.

Remus: Merry Christmas, my butt. You didn’t even get us anything!

Oh, just you wait.

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Uh, Remus? Dear? Why are you flying?

Remus: These are my life choices.

Get down, you’re my heir and I need you.

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Sirius: HUMAN I BRING YOU THE PAPER.

Minerva: That’s last week’s paper.

Sirius: BUT I BROUGHT IT AND THAT’S WHAT COUNTS.

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People do actually care about the animals in this house, they’re not just given the run of the place and left to their own devices.

Not at all.

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Watching a horse playing with the ball is one of the most surreal experiences of my life. Considering this game isn’t real, of course.

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Sutter: What do you mean, not real? I’m really fabulous, am I not?

Yes, dear.

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You know what I thought would be a fantastic idea?

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Puppies.

I have never been so wrong in my life and you’ll see why later.

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Look at those swish new desk and chairs… Merry Christmas, Gordons! I bought FOUR Stuff packs at £2.50 each (thank you Steam!!)  and installed those, and then spent a good amount of time searching for new furniture and then replacing the old things with the new stuff.

Thank you, Boa, for this beautiful modelling of the new stuff!

Please ignore the change in screen size I’m using my boyfriends crappy old 4:3 monitor and instead of mine, it will return to normal soon.

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Minerva still lives here! I know she doesn’t get nearly enough love, and that makes me sad.

Minerva: It’s okay, my human counterpart definitely gets enough love.

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Sup Remus, what game you playing?

Remus: … SimAnimals.

Go pet your own Sim Animals!!

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Bubbles continues to be cute, playing in the sandpit. Though, if she’s not careful she’s going to end up being slightly less cute when she gets frostbite and her nose falls off.

Bubbles: I don’t want to be Voldemort!

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I was trying to get a kind of ‘family photo’, but Sirius refused to cooperate with me and instead deicided to pee on the rug. Thanks.

Billy: How are you still winning, surely you can’t see past the dog!?

Remus: There are things you learn to do in this house, seeing without seeing is one of them.

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The obvious call for attention by Sirius was, however, answered, and Remus did stop gaming for five minutes to pet his dog.

Sirius: 🙂

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Now this is a weird family photo if ever I saw one.

Minerva: Meow.

Billy: She’s here for the fishing channel.

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Glad to see that Remus hasn’t given up on his habit of staring out of windows.

Remus: It’s nice to catch a glimpse of the outside world every now and then…

What do you have two horses for??

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Never change, Mia. Never change.

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Minerva is definietly Billy’s favourite pet, he seems to interact with her the most.

Remus: I love him.

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And this was the point where I realised my big mistake/problem.

For some reason, Billy/Remus will not get pregnant. I assume the mod is broken somehow, maybe because I don’t have any male maternity clothes, but they usually just end up with invisible torsos when that happens. Whatever the problem, I instead decided that it would be easier to adopt and then blend the kid’s faces, and then change the hair and eye colourings to match whatever they rolled in the portrait.

HOWEVER, they couldn’t adopt because they had the maximum number of sims in the household. Because of Tonk’s puppies.

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And so somebody had to go </3

The boys are nearing Adulthood, and while I do have my sliders set quite long for YA/A, I’d rather them not have their last child become a YA just before they die, you know?

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Billy: I need to wash away the sin of putting Minerva up for adoption. At the same time showing off the amazing corner bath.

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Old dogs eat lying down!

Sirius: It’s too much effort to stand up. It hurts my old man joints.

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Goodbye, Minerva. You were a great kitty and I’m sorry I didn’t pay enough attention to you </3

Also please ignore the undeleteable dream pod in the background.

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Remus: Well, I guess it’s time to replace our cat with a child. Because this is how it works, right?

Speaking of how it works, I decided not to just choose myself how many kids and of which gender they would be, but to let fate decide. And by fate, I mean a tiny dice that I stole from my boyfriend. So the number of kids and which gender each would be has been decided by the roll of the dice. I’m a little scared.

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Billy: What do you think about having kids in the house, old man?

Sirius: I will eat them when they cry.

Billy: … Maybe we can keep you occupied.

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Just give him a toy and he’ll leave them alone!

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The baby is here!!

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Baby Una!

Remus: I have a baby. This is my baby. This is my daughter.

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Remus: She’s so cute!!

Martin: Excuse me, but I need to see my granddaughter. I  might die soon.

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Billy: I need to ring every single person in my contacts and tell them about our daughter!

Remus: I will never put her down ever.

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Tonks: Guys, I’m having babies over here too. Some attention would be nice!

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WAH, none of them look like Sirius, which was the whole point!

I’m not sure which is which, but there was one girl and one boy; Hermione and Teddy!

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Remus found it in himself to leave Una alone and celebrate the puppies with everyone else.

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God, they’re so cute.

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I hate that I have to do this 😦 If I want Remus to complete his LTW and if I want to have more than one child this generation, I have to.

It doesn’t make it hurt any less.

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I think this picture was supposed to be showing that Beaky was trying to do the cavaletti jumps by himself. It was kind of funny, but the humour is dampened by the loss of the puppies.

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ASDFGHJKL Why did I do this to myself?

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This is another test on the pregnancy thing in case it was a fluke (HINT: it wasn’t), and also fulfilling their woohoo wishes.

Honestly, these two are sickening.

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Oh god, they’re so small and cute that it actually hurts </3

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Remus: Mother, please put on some clothes. You’re gonna leave Una with emotional scarring.

Bubbles: Well, you turned out okay.

Remus: You sure about that?

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Bubbles: Remus, please! I’ve already died twice!

Remus: Sorry what? I got distracted by the cute baby.

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Remus is banished from Una’s room and instead goes out to give his neglected horse some exercise.

Remus: I just wanted to hold my daughter, is that too hard to understand!?

Beaky: Yes.

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Billy: Hey, Bubbles, could I possibly hold my daughter again?

Bubbles: I swear to fucking God, you two…

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Billy: I don’t get it, what did I do!?

Beaky: Should we tell him…?

Sutter: No.

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Remus:  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Billy: Wooooo, Una!!

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I never actually mentioned her traits, did I?

She came with Athletic and Genius locked in! In the family tree she was already Remus and Billy’s, no awkwardly trying to add one of them in (as happened with a future child), and you don’t get to see her toddler look until next time! 😉

Let me tell you though, she’s freaking adorable.

 

6.4 – The One With The Unicorn

I am a bad, bad person. I may or may not have started another legacy… of the Sims 4 variety XD Remember Hanna Hendrick from my initial expedition into TS4 about 5 months ago?

I started a legacy with her. OOPS.

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Remus: Haven’t we been here already?

No, you never made it this far. It vanished before you even got out of bed.

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Remus: Oh, it’s gone again.

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Remus: Goddamnit I just wanted a Unicorn!

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Tonks: It’s a new low when you have to ask dead people for food…

Ella: But you’re so cute!

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Ginny: Hey, I’m still here, by the way. And it’s my birthday.

Then why aren’t you aging up?

Ginny: Don’t feel like it anymore.

You can’t do that!

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Ginny: Hey, Billy – if you want cake, throw a tantrum!

Please no.

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Everybody gathers around to celebrate Ginny’s YA birthday…

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And she decides not to bother with the cake after all.

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And so I reset her. Then I tried to drag her into CAS so that I could force her age up and load in the version of her I had already, and realised my problem.

I couldn’t take her into CAS. It just loads, and loads, and loads. Ending up with me having to force close my game and start again.

Fuck you, Ginny.

In the end, I just had to delete her. As in, Object: Delete It. I don’t know why she was so bugged, and although she wasn’t throwing any script errors or being caught by error trap, she clearly was not right. I hope that her uploaded self doesn’t have that problem (and she shouldn’t as she’s a fresh sim, but before I actually upload her I will take her into a separate game and check. And if she is, I’ll try and figure out why.)

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Otherwise, happy birthday/deletion Ginny.

I’m sorry it turned out that way for you 😦

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Aaaand we’re back here. Third time lucky?

Remus: Okay, this time I got out of bed for this shit.

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Remus: Hello, Mr Unicorn.

Sutter: The name is Sutter.

Remus: Well, we’re gonna have to do something about that.

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Remus: You’re a good a horsie, aren’t you?

Sutter: I am the best horsie.

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Sutter: I accept your invitation, I will come to live with you.

Remus: SCORE.

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Remus: Couldn’t you have a saddle or something to make this easier??

Sutter: Nobody saddles a Unicorn.

Remus: I suppose not.

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These two were disgusting again, and rolled the wish to get married as soon as they laid eyes on each other.

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Billy: Hurry up, Remus!

Remus: Alright, alright, I’m getting there!

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Billy: Now, pose for the wedding photo… Good boy Sutter.

Remus: Buckbeak, stand still!

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Billy: I don’t see what Remus makes all the fuss about, this wasn’t too hard.

Sutter: I like this human.

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Remus: Beaky, are you trying to show me up in front of my husband?

Buckbeak: Maybe.

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Beaky: Is this better?

Remus: He’s not even looking.

Beaky: I can make him look, if you want?

Remus: What do you have in mind?

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Remus: THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND?

Beaky: Then what did you have in mind?

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Remus: Much better.

I am so using this as the poster shot for Generation Six.

Buckbeak: I am okay with that.

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Remus: I’m not sure if I like that jump.

Sutter: I’m a master of the jumping skill, it’s okay. You’re safe with me.

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Tonks, however, is nearly not safe as she decides to play with the ball right under the path of Sutter’s feet.

Tonks: I’m the only one who likes this ball, I’m just making it worth the money you paid.

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Martin has been kicked out of the house so many times now because of his incessant guitar playing. Sirius apparently likes music.

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Realising that after Bubbles had died in the first iteration of this play through, Martin might soon follow, so I should take full advantage of his level 10 Advanced Technology skill while I still could.

So he’s upgrading the kitchen.

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Billy: Ahahaha, you’re so funny!

He needs more friends for his LTW, so we’re gonna take whoever we can get at this point.

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Remus: Ah, my childhood love…

He’s so cute.

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Billy: Aren’t you just the sweetest!?

Sirius: Yes.

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Both of these two boys needed to befriend this celebrity for points, but I took it for Billy because it means a new friend!

‘This celebrity’ is Galadriel D:

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Galadriel: You know, you’re very attractive…

Billy: I’m also married.

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And he went to prove that to to the world.

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The ‘get frisky’ option is very weird… He essentially tickled him, then they went into the treehouse.

That’s not how it works.

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Remus: I have a surprise for you.

Billy: Would this be a bad time to mention that I’m scared of hights?

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I’m honestly surprised Sims can hold each other up like that. It looks so… pathetic.

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I can show you the world… Shining, shimmering, splendid…

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This did not work. They kept climbing in and out, refusing to cuddle or anything.

Damnit you two, you’re halfway to Adult and I need some kids!

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I got a lullaby out of this one!

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Remus: Who’s a good girl!? You’re a good girl!

Tonks: Yeah yeah, just give me the piggy.

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Billy, please put your clothes back on.

He’s like this so often, it’s kind of weird now XD

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Bubbles painted a picture of Sirius! I figured he deserved one, and I probably should get that done before Bubbles dies again.

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Remus: Ow! What was that for!?

Sutter: You’re on fire. Get off me.

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Remus: *screaming*

Sutter: You know, I’m kind of hungry…

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Luckily, the pool was there to save Remus from a fiery death.

Remus: I’m too young to die!

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Sirius: I want attentiooooooon!

Well, it’s time for you to get old, so you’re getting some attention now.

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Sirius: This is weird. I don’t like sparkles. BAD SPARKLES.

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Aww, he’s all grey and old! Old Man Sirius!

Sirius: Woof.

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The irony of a gay man riding a Unicorn is not lost on me.

Or maybe it is, because I’m not really sure that’s the right use of the word irony. Oh well.

 

6.3 – The One With The Crash

Merry Christmas! Happy New Year! Happy Holidays! Happy Whatever!

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Remus: Alright, Beaky. Let’s do this.

Beaky: Who are you trying to psych up, me or you?

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Remus: It looks ENDLESS!

Beaky: Just sit up, and don’t fall off.

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It makes me laugh that sims have hideous seats while walking around (arguably the easiest time to keep your seat), and yet can jump perfectly at level one XD

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Sirius: Are you replacing me?

Remus: I love all my pets equally.

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Look very closely at Remus’s face.

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The first knockdown! What’s that, four points?

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I guess Sirius is bitter about all the time Remus is spending with Beaky…

Everyone loves Sirius, though.

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So I booted my game back up after leaving it for a few days, and Martin had sunk into the floor.

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😮 A unicorn! When Remus wakes up, he’s going straight out there.

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Martin reappeared not long after, only for this to be happening.

Martin: What do you mean the table is floating?

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This is my favourite screenshot of the generation.

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Remus: I’m kinda hungry, could I not just come back later?

Well, you’re gonna have to. Because the Unicorn disappears just as you go to talk to it.

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Turns out it was Kenny possessing the table.

Remus: As long as he doesn’t do it while I’m eating, I actually want my food to go into my mouth.

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Ghost Kenny makeover!

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Ghost Mia makeover!

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Ghost Ella!

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And ghost Brendan! Lots of ghosts tonight.

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Sirius: ARE YOU REPLACING ME?

Remus: I love all my pets equally.

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I very much need to get rid of this stupid stable. The second anybody gets up, they immediately need to let Beaky out. Even when he’s sleeping.

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These two roll wishes for each other as soon as they see each other. It’s like they forget the other exists until they see them and then they’re like;
“You!! I love you!!”

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The wish they both rolled this time was to get married.

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Consider it done!

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Swooning and crying…

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Remus: Do you know what this already crowded house needs?

Sirius: You to give me more love?

Remus: More pets.

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Sirius: *anguished howling*

Bubbles: Remus, please sort out your dog!

Remus: Gonna bathe the cat first!

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Crookshanks!

We have two dogs, so I figured why not two cats!?

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Remus. Remus no.

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Remus: Why are you all watching me? Please don’t watch me.

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Ginny does still live here!

She’s just spend so much time in the pool that her dives are now super smooth and epic.

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BUBBLES NO!

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As is standard with most Sim deaths, nobody could get near her.

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And Death spawned in another room.

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She just really wanted to pee and Death got stuck in the shower.

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This was pretty tragic.

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Look! She gets the same Shiny Gold Patterned Urn that her mother and grandmother got!

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Some stats!

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Even these two had time to be sad 😦

Remus: Alas, poor mother! Taken too soon!

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However, Death stuck around to troll forums online.

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And then disappear when Remus went to talk to him.

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Sirius: THIS PAPER IS FOR YOU, BUBBLES!

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Lori gets a makeover! I love her so much honestly.

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And then she manages to make the swimming paparazzi float.

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Eli is young again, too!

— BUT THEN!

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Remus: Haven’t we been here before?

Well, at least Bubbles is still alive!?