5.1 – The One With The Future

I MADE IT TO GENERATION FIVE! Though, considering I’m continuing until the end of Generation 10 (for reasons) this isn’t technically the halfway point. But I’ll get there. I have to. The next two Generations are gonna be awesome. I’ve already planned for it.

RECAP; Stuff.
Mia completed her lifetime wish, WE MOVED TO SUNSET VALLEY, Boomer and Blossom became teens, my game crashed, Boomer and Blossom became teens for a second time, Boomer became glued to the piano, Anne Song is the worst pap EVER and I hate her, all the ghosts came out to play, Boomer started dating Bebe Hart, Blossom threw a slumber party, Anne brought backup, Blossom decided to go to Prom with Holly Alto, Brick and Bubbles became YA, and Bubbles was chosen heiress!

This picture shows you just how much of a loner Brick really is. He isolated himself from the entire party and had finished his cake slice before Galadriel (who decided to walk around the entire pool) found somewhere to sit down and eat hers.

Oh, and Angel Sam is inside playing the invisible piano.

Say hi to Brick’s plumbob!

The Sam half of the simselves could not care less about the birthdays, and instead decided to stay inside and play piano/darts.

Okay guys.

Emily chose to relax in the hot tub, Livy was nowhere to be seen, and everybody else stood around eating cake.

Or empty plates, if you’re Michael.

Bebe Hart left the party feeling confused – why was she booing if she thought the party was so great!?

Also I still haven’t changed Michael’s hair because I love to see him suffer.

The party was a success, despite Bebe’s conflicted feelings.

Blossom: Holly, I don’t know what you’re trying to achieve, but come back when you look like a normal human.

Holly: Says the girl who attended her sister’s birthday in her swimsuit, flippers, and oxygen mask.

These two are made for each other.

As the sun sets on our new legacy home, Boomer and Blossom head off to prom! Both kids had an eventful prom.

They hadn’t even been there five seconds when this happened. Of course I said yes.

HOW.

This doesn’t surprise me, she’s inherited a large amount of her Grandma Lyra’s fighting spirit. She probably actually beat the mean and most popular girl. Though – Blossom? Speechless? Never.

WELL IT’S ABOUT TIME.

DAKJSDHFIIAUJHDF these two!

Boomer’s future outside of the legacy house is sealed.

Chicken Dance = True Love, as a wise simmer once said 😛

Chicken Dance 5eva.

Nobody can resist the chicken dance!

Lots of multiple popups shared by both couples!

Now lets see how everyone else fared while the teens were enjoying themselves at prom.

Brick: Ooh, you’re hot.

Pap: You too!

Anne: Brick Gordon getting hit on by my backup!? Must get a picture of this!

Anne: Hahaha, ‘Brick Gordon Left Waiting As Mystery Girl Runs From Lot’ – perfect!

Why do you hate him so much?

Bubbles started her first book as a YA! So I decided to make it something entirely appropriate.

(Ignore the plumbob and walls down)

Mia took up gaming in her swimwear.

Mia: Look, I’m in the lead!

No, you’re an entire lap behind.

Quick look at Boomer’s formal wear because it’s fantastic, and he’s the only one who chose to wear it.

Lyra… what are you up to?

The interaction was ‘Wake with Megaphone’ and I waited and waited for something interesting to happen.

It didn’t. This was it.

Boo.

The now-awake Amy decided to head downstairs and have a nutritious slice of cake for breakfast, while the dead founder napped beside her.

Amy: This is normal, right?

… For you, yes.

Brick also awoke early, and decided to play darts.

Fabulously.

Mia: Bubbles, do you think you could put some more clothes on, please?

Blossom: What about me, Mum? I went to bed in my everyday outfit!

Mia: Too many clothes.

Blossom: What’s wrong with the pancakes I made?

Boomer: Have you seen them? They’re black.

Blossom: RACIST!

*facepalm*

Brick: Who the fuck are you and why are you on my lawn.

Emit Relevart: I’m from the future! I need your help.

Brick: Whatever. Good luck with that.

So Emit started a waterfight with the large pap with cool hair, while Brick wandered off in search of nothing.

Bubbles: Sorry about my loser brother, what is it you need done?

Emit: …. You’re pretty.

*heartfarts*

Eventually he did get his time portal fixed, and fucked off back to his own time stream.

Anne: Were you kicking gnomes? Should I take notes?

Blossom: You should fuck off, is what you should do.

Brick: What’s this time traveller’s shit doing on the lawn still? WAIT NO –

Bubbles: Ooh, the future! Is there a pool here?

Brick: The future! How incredible!

Bubbles: How come you get a dramatic walk in and I just appeared here?

It’s cool, you got the jetpack.

Bubbles: I CAN FLY!

Brick: No fair, I wanted one of those!

Bubbles: Sucks to be you, loser.

Bubbles: Wait, how do you land this thing?

Bubbles: NOT LIKE THIS! BRICK HELP ME!

Brick: *is insulted and is not there*

I might redo Bubbles trait card with this picture. I missed out with this one.

Bubbles: How would you feel if I redid your trait chips with this screwdriver. Eh? Eh?

SimBot: Does not compute.

While Bubbles was making herself at home attempting to dismantle SimBots, Brick decided to make himself at home too.

By playing pool.

This is where Bubbles’ descendants live. They did well for themselves!

This is where Brick’s live. They did well too!

Brick: Uncle Kenny!?

No.

Nice to see that the Langurd nose is still alive and kicking, along with those fantastic elf ears.

Awkward descendant hug!

Brick: What’s the future like!? Are we rich? Did I get a super hot wife? Tell me!

Descendant: *thinking* God, what a loser.

Meanwhile, Bubbles in unable to meet her descendants as the only person inside the house is a child, and he won’t let her in.

So I did some townie research and also in game hunting, and came across this guy. His name is Martin McFleet.

Martin McFleet.

Marty McFly.

I am internally screaming.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN, DUNDUNDUN DUNDUN DUN!

I have adored those movies since I was old enough to actually take note of them. I was already fangirling because of the Time Almanac, but this is INCREDIBLE.

So of course, I sent Bubbles to meet him.

It’s not like she was doing anything other than standing outside her relatives house all day, waiting to be let in.

HAHAHAHAHAHA YES!!!!

I’m freaking ecstatic over this – we can do interesting genetics next gen, I am not leaving without Marty McFly!!

Bubbles: So… Fine weather we’re having?

Martin: Fine like you?

He interrupted their delightful bonding in order to tell a scary story.

Martin: So never, ever, go into the past and make your mother fall in love with you instead of your father. You could end up erasing yourself from time…

Martin: I’m a Taurus.

Bubbles: Oh my gosh, me too!

And the excitable trait begins to show.

Friendship hug!

But Bubbles is too impatient for just hugging.

It was accepted!

Bubbles: You’re so hot.. like matches.

Martin: *swoons*

Meanwhile in Brick’s world, he was being asked to leave because it was getting late. And so he had to wake up, because he’d already gone to bed.

Oh, Brick.

Bubbles: Would you like to be my boyfriend?

Martin: Sure! Though at this point I’m so tired I’m not even sure what I’m saying, maybe double check when I’m awake.

Bubbles: Okay, confession time. I’m not actually from here. Me and my brother are from the past, we came here in a time machine that you invented. through Emit Relevart’s ‘Time Portal’.

Martin: Great Scott!

Bubbles: I know it’s a lot to take in, but would you consider moving in with me? You can come back to the past with us and we can live out our lives there.

Martin: Again, I’m saying yes, but I’m beyond exhausted so I’m not really sure what’s going on.

Bubbles: WOO, I’M DATING A FUTURE BOY!

Her excitable trait is really active in the future! It’s cute, I hope it stays this way.

Brick spent the rest of his night standing outside his descendant’s house in his underpants.

I’m sure they’re all inside thinking about what a wonderful genius they descended from.

Martin got back to the Community Centre and promptly passed out.

While the woman was shocked, the guy mistakenly believed Martin was a sacrifice and tried to sacrifice him, and Emit thought only about himself.

Bubbles: Oh my gosh, are there books here!? Future books!? Yay!

Hey, Martin’s awake! He’s super cute, actually. Here’s a quick rundown of his traits and favourites.

Virtuoso (MARTY PLAYS GUITAR OMG)
Genius
Handy
Frugal
Coward
Classical, Key Lime Pie, Lime

He also comes with skill level five on the laser rhythm-a-con (what the fuck is this?) and has mastered advanced technology!

I foresee lots of fainting in this poor guy’s future, especially if he’s up when the ghosts are!

SimBot: The power of love is a curious thing, make a one man sing, make another man weep! Change your heart to a little white dove; more than a feeling – that’s the power of love!

Bubbles had some future opportunities to complete, and while out doing so she met this little boy – Luke Skywalker Loki Larson!

The references out here make my heart happy.

Hey Bubbles, what are you reading out here in the barren wasteland?

Bubbles: Divergent – did you know they had a giant wall just like this one?

Yeah, so did Ba Sing Se and look how well that worked out for them.

Crystal Plant: Kiss me.

Bubbles: Ahaha, you’re so charming!

We’re never charging another crystal plant ever.

Bubbles: I’m looking for Mysterious Fragments!

What do they do?

Bubbles: No clue, but Emit asked me to find them. Isn’t this exciting!?

If you say so.

Bubbles: Oooh, look at this cute future bug!

Bubbles: I FREAKING LOVE BEING OUTSIDE!

Calm down, sweetie.

We also found this super awesome hidden door, which Bubbles found so extremely exciting she stopped breathing for a minute.

Bubbles: I’m okay, I’m okay. Just gotta – get my breath back.

Checking up on the others back home, I find Martin practising with the Laser Rhythm-a-Con thing.

I still have no idea what this is. The only thing I can think of is this;

 

And Brick was doing exactly the same thing he does at home, just with a spectacular view of the future view.

WHY DON’T YOU GO OUTSIDE?

WHY DID I BRING YOU.

Bubbles stayed out all night looking for key fragments, and I finally gave up after excavating every pile of debris I could find and let her harvest a crystal plant.

Because we really need more of those in our lives.

Bubbles: Have you seen how muscle-y he is!?

Yes dear. Also he reads.

Creepy Dream Pod woohoo is creepy.

I wouldn’t recommend you do this. Ever.

And my adorable Gen Five Heir couple then proceed to make out in front of huge giant windows, in their underwear, where the entire future can see them.

Nice one.

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I’m sorry about the Marty McFly freak out, but I’m also really not because now I can use ALL THE BACK TO THE FUTURE REFERENCES!

So, I’ve been thinking of re-installing Pets. I know it caused me headaches, but that was back on my slow-as-dicks laptop, not my shiny new PC (who isn’t looking so shiny any more). I miss all the content, and seeing all the cute kitties wandering around in other people’s games is making me super jealous. I’m thinking maybe I’ll install it for a while, see how it goes and if it’s a nightmare just uninstall it again. That won’t hurt, right?

In my James Legacy (screenshots of whom I’m trying to recover from facebook so I can post them – I really want to finish them too) I never reached Generation Six, so if I do it with these guys… Well! The James’ GenFive managed to get three kids – one to childhood and two as toddlers – so if I pass that mark it will be the furthest I’ve ever gotten in eight tries. Needless to say, I’m a little excited.