Hello! Well, things are a little crazy in the Gordon household right about now (you’ll see why!) and I’ve been taking a little break to play my EPIC, the Evans family!
Basically, this is shameless sideblog self-promotion and you can find the Evans blog here! It’s a type of legacy, and rather than changing themes every generation like this lot, they’re purely LOTR/Hobbit themed!
Anyway, back to the Gordons!
RECAP; Amy and Mia gave birth to the Lilac Losers Brick and Bubbles, Lyra got old, Mia lost her spine and progressed through her career, Sierra gave birth to spare baby Jonathan, LOTS of old people died, Kenny became an adult, Miamy started on their next baby, Kenny completed his LTW and was booted from the house, and my hit counter went over 1.5k!
We resume the mad house, initially without actually being in the madhouse.
That guy in the middle invited Mia to a party. Either he has no friends on as a creepy crush on Mia (is he not the guy who blew a heart at her?) because once Sierra left, she was the only one there. So I sent her wife over as well.
Oh! Since her promotion (politician career) she’s started asking for campaign donations – this guy gave over 2k!
And of course Mia goes into his house to go into labour.
Mia: I’m sorry about your carpet!
Just a quick look at Amy in her gorgeous formal wear, just because.
TWINS. ARE YOU KIDDING ME.
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE HAD TWINS IN A LOOOOONG TIME.
Anyway, it’s week 20, day 7, and we welcome Boomer and Blossom into the world!
Boomer was born with the excitable and neurotic traits, and Blossom with insane and perceptive. His favourite colour is hot pink (it’s Kenny again!) and hers is turquoise.
Lots of blue, gosh.
LOOK, BOOMER IS GREEN!
Sorry, I’m just really excited about these babies!
Mia: Yes! I have the best wife ever!
I know, she’s so pretty 🙂
Amy: Guys, you’re making me blush.
Uh.. So I guess Mia got another promotion.
What are you now, level seven??
Amy: Please donate to me! I’m begging!
She earned like 4k from the people she harassed. I’m so proud ❤
Bubbles: I can’t see shit in this bath, there are too many bubbles here.
You should be right at home then!
Look at my gnomes! I’ve got a Butternut now as well as another emo one 😀
I actually really like seeing the gnomes, even if all of mine are broken.
HEY LOOK IT’S A TEEN BIRTHDAY FOR BUBBLES AND BRICK!
Though you may be wondering why there are four cakes. Or you may just know there are four children and are using your brain.
Though you may be really wondering why the lighting is different… And that’s because my game crashed, so people may look a little different between screenshots for a while!
So, I installed a new skin replacement and uh, Michael has abs now.
Also Bubbles rolled Bookworm!
Mia: My child is a stretched mutant!
Amy: I can’t even see my child because this Tewl wannabe is in my way!
Mia: Oh, he’s normal now. Boring.
Amy: Yaaay, Brick!
He rolled Loner.
Loner, Hydrophobic, Loves the Heat, Grumpy.
Bubbles: There’s nothing important happening now, right? I can stay here.
Nope, you’re not missing your little brother and sisters birthday.
Bubbles: And why is the Uni mascot here? None of us will ever go to Uni.
Your Great Great Uncle Eli did!
Blossom goes first!
I changed her skintone. Sue me.
SHE’S GINGER AND HAS FRECKLES.
She’s also utterly adorable.
Hey, the Mascot seems to have joined in the party!
And it’s night time by the time Boomer actually gets near the cake.
Well, this isn’t quite what he looks like now? His face looks the same but after the crash I gave him a much better look.
Also Bubbles is best big sister.
Bubbles: Can I just ditch him somewhere? I don’t like him.
You love him really, let’s face it.
Bubbles: Please, let’s just get rid of the babies.
Amy: What do I do, who let me have the baby!?
Mia: Yeah, I’m not getting involved in that one.
Lily, go home! You don’t live here any more.
She stayed for a really long time, just fishing.
And she also sent this as a wedding present to somebody!? I found it when I was redecorating from the family inventory, and I sold it.
IT’S FAIR GAME!
Also, Boa sent a mini waterfall thing, but last I checked, Boa was very dead.
Boa: Well, maybe I was sending it from the afterlife!? You don’t know my life!
Well, I did write it when you were her…
So Brick and Bubbles were a bit neglected as toddlers, so I have lots of Boomer and Blossom spam to make up for it.
She’s not a dog, Mia.
Mia: There are too many of them!
It looks like Brick got Amy’s position on the slider but Mia’s skin slider, which is why he’s darker than Mia.
Boomer: I am distressed.
Blossom: I’m not!
This child swings rapidly between evil screaming she-devil, and worlds cutest happy toddler. I’m quite scared, honestly.
Oh, and with the money I earned from the fountain, I used to buy this car! Somehow, Kenny and Sierra seem to have moved out with both the motorbikes 😦
Michael got kicked out, but I just moved Kenny and Sierra into a house so I guess they left with all their stuff. Oops!
Blossom: You know I’m just planning my next tantrum, don’t you?
Well, now you can walk I’m doubly scared!
Boomer: Pay attention to me! I learned how to talk!
The Langurd Jaw is strong in this picture.
The Langurd Jaw is less strong in this one, unfortunately.
Blossom: But I’m ginger and freckly!
MIA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR BONES!
Mia: Who needs bones?!
I seriously don’t understand how this works.
Quite frankly, I’m a little disturbed.
Because I’m so funny, Brick has a brick patterned duvet and Bubbles has a bubble pattered duvet.
I’m sure they hate me.
Hey, Grandma Lyra makes an appearance!
Everybody go home, Blossom is clearly the chosen one!
Blossom: Yes… I will be the one to defeat the Dark Lord..
Um. Lyra? You don’t fuse your face with the child’s when you cuddle them. I don’t think that’s safe.
Lyra: I know what I’m about.
Lyra: You have to learn to talk if you want to win, Blossom. All of this is recorded and written down on a blog where people vote for the one they want to win!
Bubbles: You just sit here by the over, Boomer. Hopefully nothing… happens.
Mia: Is that cake!? I’m starving.
Bubbles: I can’t sit down because chair.
I think somebody secretly has a favourite…
Brick: Hey Bubbles, wanna come do your homework with me?
Bubble: Nah, I have things to do.
WE HAVE ANOTHER PRANKSTER.
Also actual parenting is going on in the Gordon house? I can’t believe it!
Let me find Lyra, she’s sure to be doing something strange!
GRANDMA LYRA STRIKES AGAIN!
After a potty training session, Blossom then got ditched in the playpen.
Normal parenting is resumed, panic over!
SHE. IS. SO. CUTE.
Mia: Chicken is the best food, okay? You’ll never go hungry in this house, there’s always loads of cake.
Boomer: Chicken cake!?
Boomer learned to talk too!
Blossom is still abandoned.
Blossom: When I grow up, I’m gonna be a scientist!
No you’re not.
Brick fell for Bubbles’ prank!
Meanwhile Bubble’s is still out learning to drive, passing driverless cars in the process.
OverWatch, do your job please!
Blossom gets potty trained!
Blossom: It’s about time somebody noticed me, I’ve been in that pen for days.
Bubbles just learned to drive!
Nobody has any ‘teach to drive’ wishes for Brick. So Brick’s on toddler duty.
Boomer: WHY DID YOU TAKE ME OUT OF THE WALKER!?
Brick: Oh god why is it screaming?
Brick: Aaaah, hand attack!
Boomer: *is adorable*
Mia: So what do you think of my work transport?
Mia: Welcome to the show! I have a ring of fire now!
Mia: I’ll tell you a secret. I have no idea how this thing even works. I should be on fire.
Happy Birthday Amy! Have fun being a responsible adult!
Amy: Wait, I have to be responsible!?
Bubbles: Oh no. Oh no no no no no.
Oh look, happy birthday Mia!
Bubbles: I am so tired of birthdays!
Bubbles: Toot fucking toot.
Mia: I’M OLDDD!
Yeah, they both had a midlife crisis.
Mia: This is good practice for you, Brick.
Brick: Gently give the baby the bottle…
Boomer: JUST GIVE ME THE FOOD!
Blossom: What are THOSE!?
Guess what I just dug out of the family inventory!
Cue some cute toddler spam!
I’m in love with these two, honestly. I just hope they’re not too clone-y of Amy…
Lyra’s still around! She’s nearing 90 at this point (my life span is set to 80), and she’s working hard to bring that gardening skill up to 10, which would make four skills mastered!
I thought this was the best, but then I rediscovered Galadriel. She’s nearly at six.