POST NUMBER TEN, BABY! THAT’S A SHINY GOLD MEDAL AND ANOTHER 75 HOUSE POINTS FOR ME AND HOUSE SMUSTLE!! I’m so proud of myself right now!
It’s official – Remus Gordon is the worst guest ever.
Remus: This house makes me feel icky.
Then leave, don’t brush your teeth there!
Remus: Minty freshness.
*facepalm*
Ginny Gordon, on the trampoline at midnight, framed by a backdrop of stars!
Ginny: Would Great Grandma Lyra be proud?
She would.
I think this girl is Lyra reincarnated.
Bubbles: Time to get old, like me!
Harry: Isn’t it your bed time, old lady?
Luna: Don’t be rude, that’s our mother!
Martin: I’m old and unfashionable…
Bubbles: You’re still handsome to me!
Martin: But you need glasses.
Luna: Who needs that synthesized food when you can actually cook?
But you can’t cook.
Luna: I can try!
Bubbles is still as cute as ever and I love her!
Martin: Oh no. Hilda’s back – time to run!
Turns out Remus must have the hidden coward trait or something, because he had to run away from Hilda too! Or maybe that’s a neurotic sim thing?
Remus: I don’t know but I am out of here.
Remus: Does anyone have any bright ideas on how I might finish this homework piece?
Sirius: I’ll eat it for you.
Ginny: Don’t graduate for another few weeks, that’s my plan.
Luna: Our birthdays are in four days, we don’t have much of a choice.
Luna: Oh god, Remus was right, this is horrible!
Harry: Just answer B to every question, that’s what I’m doing.
Luna: They’re not multiple choice?
Harry: Alright, I’m nearly done!
Luna: Hurry up, there’s a cake here. It’s probably for you.
Ginny: I’ll look after you while Remus is busy, Sirius, don’t you worry.
Sirius: I’m not that bothered, honestly.
Harry: I don’t think I’m ready for this – my grades aren’t good enough yet!
If the cake doesn’t get you, the glitch might.
Remus: Ha, you’re getting old.
Bubbles: Finally, time to pass the heirship onto somebody else!
Harry: Okay, let’s just get this over with.
I think Martin’s face is going to haunt my nightmares.
He locked in Inappropriate as his final trait, making up the last of a completely useless trait set; absent-minded, excitable, handy, and artistic. I also picked the LTW ‘Star News Anchor’ – if he doesn’t want to become famous, he can make a living by writing bullshit about the famous!
This may potentially be the first and last ever family photo that Generations Five & Six will get!
Sirius: So what now?
Remus: Now? Now we have to work even harder to win.
Sirius: I’m adorable. We’ve got this.
Bubbles has recently become obsessed with the pool. I think it is also the middle of summer, so that might have something to do with it.
Bubbles: The undead maid is swimming in the pool with two paparazzi. I’m honestly not even surprised anymore.
Me neither, Bubbles. Me neither.
Martin desperately wanted to get into the pool, but with Hilda so close by, he couldn’t.
Martin: Boooo, Bonehilda!
Remus has clearly developed a love of potted plants, which is slightly worrying. What about your dog?
Remus: I’m throwing a party!
Oh.
These two are clearly homeless NPCs, which is hilarious considering the taller one is Gwen, Harry’s girlfriend.
Harry, the face clone of Martin, has a face one girlfriend. Oops!
Remus: Oh, the guests are here!
This party is mostly a ruse so Remus can meet the two spouse potentials I downloaded – Frank and Billy Rourke – because there are NO GOOD MALE SIMS.
Remus: Hi.
Frank: Hi.
Suitably awkward.
I’m beginning to realise that maybe I should have expanded the pool before throwing a pool party for multiple people.
Well, that decides that then. I guess Remus likes chest hair?
Everybody keeps stopping to take pictures of Luna and Harry, even causing the water glitch!
Harry: I’m just trying to enjoy a swim, I don’t want to be famous anymore!
People are starting to get stuck… Expanding the pool would’ve been a great idea.
Bubbles decides to take up most of the space with her lounger, despite the fact that there is no space. Weird teen is able to walk on water in order to get a picture of an elderly celebrity.
Go figure.
Luna: Wearing my everyday clothes into the pool may not have been such a smart move…
Also – see Remus and Billy having a breath holding contest back there!
Remus: I won!
Buddy. Look down.
Fuck.
Okay, small pool is too small!
In a panic, I reset Luna. And that reset everybody. I guess that because the pool was just way too small , everybody had become unroutable or something.
I did feel bad for resetting her (though she was about to die) as it felt cheaty, but when this happened I realised it was probably for the best. You never know, they might all have died!
Harry tries impressing his girlfriend with a ghost story, and a Ghostbusters wannabe pap takes pictures of Remus brushing Sirius.
I guess the scary story worked?
Harry: We’re both somewhat face one, Gwen, clearly we’re just destined to be together!
You know what, I really hope that someday someone drops the other one.
My money is on Remus, seeing as he’s clumsy.
Ginny: Party’s over, so I’m safe to be outside, right?
Martin: I got rid of Bonehilda, so same!
Losers, the pair of you.
Harry spends like half of his life in this sandpit, I really thought he wouldn’t do it now he’s YA but… Well, clearly I was wrong.
Harry: Sandpit forever!
Luna: You need to take pictures of me; I nearly drowned earlier today and you wouldn’t want a pretty face like mine to go to waste.
While Ginny has a midnight swim (is she secretly a night owl or something?), Harry has somebody’s leftover popcorn for a very early breakfast.
Random seque into the morning, but look! Slytherin fire!
Bubbles: Finally, it’s high time that I actually looked like my children’s mother and not their grandma.
SOMEBODY’S USING THE DART BOARD!
Sirius is still here! I think he jumped into the pool for some reason, and I missed getting a picture of it and then couldn’t recreate it.
Sirius: If Remus leaves, so do I. Take photos of me.
Ginny and Elisha bond over sand.
Ginny: So you’re my… Great-great-great aunt? I don’t know how this family tree thing works.
Elisha: Beats me. I just like plants.
Remus: My last day as a teen, and I burn the waffles. Great.
YOU’VE BURNED YOUR BREAKFAST SO FAR, THINGS ARE GOING GREAT!
Remus: My mother didn’t warn me there’d be days like these.
Don’t worry, the invisible man who lives nearby is here to bring you breakfast!
People start arriving for the party, leaving food lying around.
Luna: You’re tall. I’m gonna be that tall soon.
I guess I must’ve clicked formal wear by accident, because Ginny’s all dressed up! I don’t think I’ve ever seen her wear this before, honestly I forgot I’d even dressed her in it!
Harry greets his girlfriend in the most romantic way he could think of.
Asking her to marry him.
Didn’t you learn your lesson from when she rejected your kiss!?
He’s a complete face clone of Martin, but he is a sweetie.
Gwen said yes, of course!
Remus: This may be my last view of the outside world… If I get chosen as heir, what’s the chance I’ll ever leave the house again?
Slim.
Somehow, I managed to get them both at the same cake, which was a little weird.
Despite being the younger twin, Remus goes first!
He looks exactly the same. I also think he’s the only one who is a mix between both parents, though he’s slightly more Martin than Bubbles. Luna and Ginny, however, are complete Bubbles face clones, which I’m really surprised and disappointed that I didn’t notice until now.
Remus got the Vegetarian trait as his final trait, and he also got the Animal Rescuer LTW! Basically, he has to adopt six strays. That’s a lot of dogs.
Luna finally finds her own cake, and then it’s her birthday too!
Luna rolls Loves the Outdoors as her final trait, and already has the Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous LTW!
She also becomes my first female sim to have short hair.
She may be a Bubbles face clone, but I still think she’s pretty.
So that’s it, Generation Five is over! Now it’s time to vote for the Generation Six heir!
A face clone of his father and engaged to a face one.
No current potential partners. Maybe patching up with Raven or Willow? Also – Crimial Career!
Remus and Billy Rourke. Remus and Sirius are a package deal, as are the other six animals he needs to adopt!
This is her YA look, although she is still a teen in game. She also has no potential partners (I think she’s either gay or bi, so it depends between her and Luna), and she also doesn’t have her fifth trait. I’m thinking maybe ghost hunter profession or athletic career. Again, depends on her final trait.
NOTE; If Luna or Ginny wins, I will tweak their faces slightly. This is just because I can’t believe they’re both face clones and I didn’t notice, and Bubbles is already similar to Lori so I’ve lost all my genetic variety from the last four generations. It won’t be anything big, though.
The Gordon Legacy 
Yes, the fear of Bonehilda is a Neurotic thing. Which sucks, because I quite like Neurotic sims, they have so many wishes that are easy to fulfil, and their idles are adorable.
OMG, I did not realise you put Rourkes into your legacy, that’s so awesome. Now totally on board with Remus being heir 😉
The crazy pool party was hilarious! I didn’t think the pool was *that* small, but I guess with 20-odd people in it, there could be issues.
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