GUESS WHO’S BACK!?
For how long I have no idea. But I got Fast Lane for christmas and the desire to see Lyra and her spawn on motorbikes was just too much to resist.
I also have a bunch of old pictures that I want to upload into a ‘post’ before I start playing and give pictures from MY NEW FANCY SHINY PC.
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Lyra: I’m tired of this post already. Can I just not be in it?
You’re the heir. And the main focus. No, you have to stay.
Lyra: Drat.
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May: OHMIGOD YOU’RE IN LABOUR WHAT DO I DO HELP ME!?
Lyra: Oh gee, I guess I am. What ever am I to do?
Cut the attitude, missy.
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Lyra: IS THIS BETTER!?
Yes, much!
Ella: GRANDCHILD ALERT!
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Lyra: It’s exhausting to keep that up. I quit.
You can’t quit! You’re not allowed to quit! You’ve only just come back!
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Lyra: Here, this is my child. He’s sparkly.
Meet Michael Gordon! He is an Athletic Slob who likes geek rock and dim sum, and loves the colour grey!
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Lyra: He’s kind of cute, actually.
He’s also a fairy. I really hoped they wouldn’t inherit that, I hate that they live forever.
I just this second downloaded and installed a mod that should give all occults normal lifespans! Yay 😀
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Boa: Does someone wanna help this kid? I mean, I would but… I’m dead.
Oh I’ve missed you, Boa!
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Lyra: Yeah I’m just gonna walk away from this before it gets out of control.
LYRA!!
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Apparently, being a super awesome firelady gives Lyra the right to own a super awesome fire extinguisher!
I think that’s going to come in handy around here…
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I WONDER WHERE MAY’S BOYFRIEND IS GOING?
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Lyra: Ah, cute sparkly green burito baby!
Lyra parenting spam;
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BOA’S BACK!
Okay, the intent for this one was actually to be able to make potent cure elixirs to stop any children becoming fairies. I guess that’s not needed now (seriously, I depend on mods for normal game functioning, how did I NOT think there might be a mod for SPN ages… derp) but it’ll be a laugh while he’s back, I guess!?
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Boa: I’m back, baby!
Please never say that again. It doesn’t suit you.
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Uh. Guys? That’s.. that’s not how Gem Fusion works…
Nor would Michael appreciate this monstrosity staring down at him. He’s gonna get enough nightmares from living in this household, no need to add to them!
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Ella: Ew, who brought this jerk back to life!?
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Boa: I came back to care for my grandchild, cus nobody else in the house seems to be.
Ella: I don’t actually care, I’m tired.
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Boa: Although I maybe dead, I still love you!
Ella: I’ll think about it.
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Boa: Well, at least you love me, Michael.
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No more grandson cuddle time! It’s time to do what you were brought back to do!
Boa: Boo, you whore.
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Lyra: What a fine day for taking a dip in the hot tub and doing my heir duties.
You don’t have any heir duties.
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Lyra: Doing my heir duty.
Peter: Help me.
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Lyra: Hey, where are you going! Give my arms back!
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ELLA NOOOO!
Ella: I’m going to join Boa.
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Boa: You’re doing what now? I can’t hear you over the sound of my nephew from another universe the Grim Reaper –
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Boa: You’re going to DIE to be with me!?
Ella: That’s what it looks like, right?
Grim: You two are so unoriginal. Shakespeare did it first.
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Ella: This is hardly Romeo and Juliet, I’m too bitter and he’s too clueless for that.
Grim: You have a point.
Also, notice that Ella inconveniently died mid way through a painting? Not that I even know who it was of, but that’s irrelevant. It’s Lyra you idiot.
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And so I said goodbye to my wonderful generation two heir for the first time, and goodbye to her husband for the third second time!
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May you two rest in bitterness forever!
I don’t know what Ella’s stats were, unfortunately 😦
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This is my simself’s son. His name is Wilfred. May likes him.
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Clearly, he has my nose. Though I don’t ever remember it being that large 😮
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Lyra: Can somebody else take him? Please? I have important naps to attend to.
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Lyra: I really don’t have time for this.
Yes, you do. You don’t have anything better to do!
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Peter: Happy birthday, son!
Lyra: I think I need fixing…
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Michael: I’m crying because I have emo hair!
Quiet, it’s the only one that shows off your fabulous Ella-hair!
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Michael: Evil stick must die.
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Lyra: Well, on to the next baby!
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Wilfred: Please love me.
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ACK THE CURSE OF THE IMAGINARY FRIEND! GET RID OF IT IMMEDIATELY!
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Toddler Michael, probably staring at some funny looking stain on the ceiling that formed while Lyra was making you this dish.
Meanwhile, I’m contemplating that Langurd jaw you have there.
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He’s adorable!
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Lyra: My mother has been dead all of two days and you’re already having me take over from her?
Until you produce an artistic child, yes!
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Lyra: Diamonds are great and all, but they’re not this girl’s best friend.
Michael: What is?
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Lyra: Death.
Michael: … O.o
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Random Guy: Happy Halloween everyone!
Lyra: Go home, it’s New Years!
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Baby fairy toddlers float, I forgot that!
Michael: Mum why are you see through?
Lyra: Because Liv is lousy at picture taking and it’s funny when she fails.
Hey!
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Sim!Livy: Was somebody talking about me?
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Michael: Why do I need to learn how to walk when I can fly?
Lyra: Because one day somebody might… put something into your drink. Maybe.
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Boa: I’m leaving you forever and going into the void.
I actually enjoyed writing this, which is something I haven’t felt about a sims post for a while, so hopefully the Gordons will be back soon! 🙂
The Evans will still get updated rather than being on hiatus, but that’s not a huge problem as they’re mostly just for fun anyway!
Also, here’s a preview of what Lyra, May, Michael, and Peter all look like with my new graphics card and skin/eye replacements! 😀
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I may need a new eye replacement… Lyra and Peter look really soulless…
The Gordon Legacy 
Michael is so adorable, love that you can see the grandparent genetics already! Great idea to get the “supernaturals with human lifespan” mod, the uber long lifespan is what’s keeping me away from occults, also. But fairies are so cute and pretty, especially the floating toddlers.
So pretty with the new graphics! Which skin replacement did you go with? I’m always so jealous of other people’s, can never be happy with the one I have.
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He aged up about ten minutes after Ella died, and when I saw his hair I remember yelling ‘TOO SOON!’ at him xD
Yeah, fairies and witches are some of my favourite sim types to play because of the animations and spells/auras they cast – but the extended lifespan of fairies is so inconvenient in a legacy!
Haha, I actually have one of the starfruit ones that I found through your blog!
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I love Michael, he’s so cute!
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WOOO I’m so glad you’re back! And more importantly, that you’re actually getting some enjoyment out of it. As much as it feels like child abandonment when you drift away from a legacy, there’s no sense in going on if you’re not having fun with it. (If we were getting paid for this stuff, on the other hand… 😉 )
Michael is absolutely glorious, between his colouring and his feisty little face and his jaw (!!), and I’m so happy he’s a quarter Langurd. I have no doubt any future whelps will be just as awesome. I mean, with Lyra as a mother they kinda have to be. Dat fire scene, my god. XD She is the badassiest.
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It’s good to be back 😛 And damn, does it feel nice to enjoy writing a blog post! I’ve been forcing myself to write the Evans stuff, and even though I love the sims I just cannot write them!
Oooh, if I got paid to do this shit I would never leave this chair again 😮
Haha, I think that Langurd jaw/nose may have just found it’s way into my legacy and will probably never leave. Oh, future babies are all going to grow up awesome and badass but also probably with abandonment issues as Lyra’s parenting skills are somewhat.. lacking XD
I still can’t believed she just walked away from her own burning butt XD
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