Sierra: Jon, come dance with us.
Jon: I have no idea who these people are!
Kenny and Sierra’s blank expressions just make this picture before me. They look like they’re part of some dance cult.
Kenny: It’s smustle, baby!
Mia: Get out of my house.
Blossom and Lyra are still outside cheering for Boomer’s birthday, which ended about an hour previously.
Lily: Guess in a way I had a lucky escape…
Lyra: But parties are fuuun!
Lyra: Boomer, why didn’t you tell me your party was over?
Boomer: *terrified into silence*
Brick: And the prince said to the princess, ‘Why are you wearing your swimwear to bed?’
Blossom: Don’t lie, you’re definitely not a prince.
Amy: This is a book I brought back from China! Although… I can’t read Chinese so I have no idea what it says, but the words are pretty.
Mia’s still working her way up to ballet master, which I’m sure is a lot easier now she doesn’t have a spine.
Blossom: What you up to, Boomer?
Boomer: Bed. It’s 2am.
Blossom: 2am is the perfect time to make some muffins!
This doesn’t look like bed, Boomer!
Boomer: Twinkle, twinkle, little bat…
Lori: Have you seen how old Lyra is!?
Blossom: As old as balls!
Lyra: And I could still take the both of you.
Boomer: Blossom did it.
Blossom: Excuse me!? I’ve been baking muffins and cookies since 2am!
I know some people don’t like the gnomes, but I find them really cute. Except when they’re breaking my stuff.
Blossom: Don’t worry about me, guys. Didn’t need you anyway.
Is this safe?
Also, it’s super cute that elders lean forwards to drive! Maybe I should’ve given Lyra some reading glasses…
Bubbles: Let’s go get a picture taken!
Brick: What do you say, mother?
Mia: I don’t want any evidence that I’m related to you two.
Blossom: Last again. One day I’ll have my revenge!
Blossom: With the money I earn from my early morning baking, I’ll move out and start up my own empire! Then they’ll be sorry!
Blossom: That bit broke off my itself. It just flew into my mouth. I had nothing to do with it.
Brick: I wanted to join in, but now there’s too many people and I can’t.
But there’s a free-
Brick: TOO MANY.
Let the sausage stuffing contest begin!
Amy falls at the first hurdle, unsurprisingly.
Somehow, Bubbles wins.
Bubbles: It’s a hidden talent.
I think it should stay that way.
Lilac Losers vs Amy and Boomer! Boomer’s already on his butt.
Bubbles looks like she might get dragged down by the weight of her balloon.
Brick: IT’S NOT FAAAAAIR!
The Lilac Losers lost.
Kid 1: What is she doing?
Kid 2: I don’t know, and I’m not gonna wait around to find out.
Hey, look who showed up to the park!
Blossom: Buy my cakes?
Kenny: Yes dear.
Blossom: Buy my cakes!
Kenny: Sure, child.
Blossom: YOU’RE NOT ACTUALLY BUYING THEM HERE!
Lyra: Who needs my family when I have football?
Amy: Please donate to my campaign, it’s very important.
Kenny: Here you go.
Amy: … These are my daughter’s muffins.
Brick: Nope, still can’t participate.
Brick: That fair outing was awful! I’m never going anywhere with this family again!
Blossom: Let it all out, let it all out…
DON’T SING FMA TO ME.
Brick: I’m invisible, fuck you.
Aww, look at my assholes, they’ve come so far ,3
Okay so I was informed of a way to escape faceclones, and given that Bubbles is the biggest faceclone I have, I used it on her. I picked what I thought was something reasonably similar to what she looked like before. It appeared I was wrong, but I like her face this way.
I tried it on everyone else and nobody changed that much, but all of them initially had Amy set as both parents, and while that may just have been the panel loading, it would explain a lot.
Mia: At what point is it ever a good idea to let somebody repair a dishwasher in a puddle?
OMG MIA NO.
Hidden genius trait? Getting those logic skills early, good kid!
Blossom: I’m studying to build my private empire.
Blossom: I need a firm grasp of potions, to vanquish any demons that come to my land.
I don’t think that’s how it works…
Boomer: Must. Wash. Hands.
Boomer: Going to bed?
Blossom: Nope, I’m going to stay up half the night experimenting with different combinations until I inevitably blow myself up. Wear earplugs.
Brick: WHY do I have to make myself breakfast!?
Maybe so you don’t starve?
Were any of you doubting me over whether there would be a pool? I mean, this is over halfway into the post and it’s just made it’s first appearance.
Maybe you thought I was lying to you and that there would be no pool after all.
WELL LOOK AT THIS AWESOME THING!
Guess who blew herself up!?
Blossom: The wall speaker?
Well… that too.
Mia is the first one to brave the pool!
Mia: Why exhaust myself swimming when I can just take a nap? Floating on water is so calming…
Except for the creepy old guy Ross Lockwood who jumped in with you?
Ross Pap: I have become one of them… She trusts me enough to fall asleep…
I’M WATCHING YOU, BITCH!
BOOMER STOP THIS!
He keeps dropping out of school for whatever reason, his progress bar is almost to the bottom of the red section.
Boomer: Are you sure this is safe?
Boomer: I’m not sure.
THEN GO TO SCHOOL.
Mia: I’m searching for the sun; where did my tan come from?
The Lilac Losers do their homework as soon as they get home…
Lyra: I’m thoroughly unimpressed.
Why is Michael always the first to arrive to parties!?
Amy’s throwing a campaign fundraiser party thing, and he’s the first to arrive!
Michael: Because coming here is like coming home…
Oh yeah, he’s a homeless sim.
And old lady sim me shows up just in time to heckle Amy.
Also note, in the far right corner, a still-singed Blossom on her bike.
Blossom: Can I get into my own house please!?
Sim!Livy: God, you’re all taking so long to get inside the house I might just…
And she fucking dies. I have impeccable timing!
Amy: Hi, now you’re here would you like to stay for the party?
Grim: Nah, I’ve got places to be. But thanks!
Avery: Attention is hard to come by, kid, just do everything you can.
Amy: So now you’ve read my child to sleep, how about some money?
We got about 70k in total.
Inspired by my dart related memory from Irish summers, I bought a dart board for the family!
Also because I hate myself and can’t wait for sims to get stuck playing it…
Blossom: My hair and goggles are in the way, and it’s dark out!
It’s also hailing. Go inside.
My graphics had a fit because it didn’t know what to do with the water.
Can’t have everything, I guess!
Lyra maxed gardening! That makes three skills!
Which is kind of unimpressive when I remember that one of the LTWs requires three maxed skills, and Galadriel is the same age as Lyra and has maxed seven.
Being homeless, Michael is prone to being made into whatever story progression thinks is necessary.
Today he is a magician.
Who can fly.
Blossom: What are you reading?
Bubbles: Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. They’re so good, you should try it!
Blossom: I don’t read.
Blossom: This didn’t go to plan!
Probably because you’re wearing dungarees to go swimming.
She’s still a cutie.
Bubbles continues in her writing endeavours, finishing her third book. What next!?
Bubbles: Harry Potter fanfiction.
Don’t terrify the poor kid! He’s already scared of everything!
This post took soooo long to write D: Hopefully I’ve gotten past my block now and can start properly playing/writing these guys again??