Hoooooo boy, this was a fun one to write. The heir poll is still open and I’m still conflicted about who I want to win this time…
Recap; Sibling rivalry, Mia and Amy were cute, Michael beat up one of Lily’s friends, there was a
christmas gift giving party, there was stuff, Lyra got more promotions and learned how to ‘zeniport’, Mia nearly burned the house down because she wanted to chat with Amy, Lyra was so done with the fires shit, May finally broke up with Wilfred, Kenny and Michael became young adults, Michael and Lyra sparred (she won), Lyra became an actual adult, Kenny beat his first ranked chess opponent, and I built a mini gym thing!
Sonia: Is this it? Have we won? Can I move in now?
Not in that outfit you can’t!
Michael: *is too busy dancing in the party cabin*
Sonia: Okay, bye then!
Lily: This stupid house breaks the moment you try to do something normal… You can’t even wash dishes here without a sink exploding on you!
Was that a prank or does it just not like you…?
May: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME!
Nobody came, in typical May style…
Now the boys have grown up they’re able to get proper jobs, married and have kids.
Instead they prefer to make fools of themselves by being addicted to dancing.
What have I done.
With the house in a constant state of disarray, I was getting a little sick of everyone’s fantastic moods being brought down by dirt and sod off if you thought I was hiring a maid! They come in, take your money, eat lunch and then leave. They never do their jobs properly!
So instead I went with the game crashing nightmare that is the Bonehilda.
The first thing that happened was that this appeared on the carpet, and hasn’t left. I have no idea what it is.
Oh, and then Bonehilda got stuck and had to be reset by overwatch. Why do I even try?
Livy: Okay Anthony, I know you don’t like people but could you stand any closer?
Can you tell it’s a party!? Everybody’s stuck at the stairs!
May: These people don’t even live here.
It’s the last of the YA birthdays!
Lily: I hate everything.
Sonia: This party should be about me. I am unimpressed.
WELL MAYBE IF YOU’D MOVE IN.
She rolled… Something I can’t remember, so it can’t have been that great! She also took Master Acrobat as her LTW, something I actually haven’t done. I never really played many of the professions; I got halfway through the singer one once and then gave up.
Lily (who didn’t change one dot) locked in Unlucky as her final trait, and I don’t remember what her lifetime wish was.
I’m good at this!
Dawn: You have a good chance at winning. I don’t want to talk to you.
Mia: That’s fine by me.
And because I’m an impatient person, I aged up the girlfriends Sierra and Amy!
I also said goodbye to Lily and May! I felt a fleeting moment of guilt about kicking May out of the house she’s lived in all her life and stuff, but I’m sure she’ll do fine. It gives us space to do things like MOVE PEOPLE IN.
Of course, before I could get started on that, everyone got hauled away to graduation. Nice hat/hair, boys!
Mia got all the way up to asking Amy to move in with her, and just as she was about to start the interaction… Graduation cancelled it.
Fuck you too.
Obligatory diploma toss!
Mia graduated with Highest Honour and I don’t remember what she was awarded, Michael also graduated with Highest Honour and was awarded Most Likely To Save The World, and Kenny graduated with Merit and was voted Most Likely To Take Over The World.
Michael’s saving the world from Kenny, then!
At which point, Lyra immediately decided to start a protest complaining about politics. In front of City Hall.
Mia: Amy, will you move in with me?
Amy: Of course! Isn’t that your mother down there?
Mia: I have never seen that woman in my life.
Yes, it’s true, Amy has moved in!
She is genuinely the sweetest soul alive, with the traits Friendly, Charismatic, Good Sense Of Humour, Clumsy, and Daredevil. No wonder everybody loves her!
I then gave her a Gordon style makeover and, well, I’m sorry Mia, but I think I‘m in love with her!
She also wants to be the Leader of the Free World, and with the traits that she has I think she’d make a great leader!
Peter: Hey, what’s happening to me!?
Mia: Toot toot!
Amy: Oh god, not this guy…
Peter: I’m old!
Amy: You’re old!
Mia: TOOT TOOT!
Lyra, for some reason, has taken to skinny dipping. And somebody (it was either Kenny or Michael as they weren’t present at the birthday) decided to steal her clothes.
She stayed like this for a really long time.
Lyra gives no shits.
Amy: When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie, that’s amore!
Sims are weird.
Michael: Sonia, would you move in with me?
Sonia: But I think your mother is a glowbug.
Michael: I know you’re having a bad day but that’s no reason to take it out on me…
Sonia: I’M NOT HAVING A BAD DAY!
Artistic, Hot Headed, Diva, Hates the Outdoors… What a delightful sim!
Michael: Amy, what do I do? I’ve spent so much time with Sonia and I thought she was like, my dim sum, you know? But it turns out she’s horrible… What should I do?
Amy: I think you need to find somebody who’s more like your french toast, if you know what I mean!
Michael: Not at all.
Lyra: You’re a sellout.
Janine: HOW DARE YOU.
Sonia: I want to hold your hands.
Michael: Well, uh, please don’t break them?
Mia: Let’s take a selfie to show how in love we are with each other!
Well, at least somebody is doing alright, I guess!
Mia: HELP, I’M STUCK IN A BOX!
Ah, the Rainbow Swan makes her appearance! It was funnier at the time, and I also suck at naming things.
Mia: Uh, Sonia you interrupted my practice.
That’s Kenny’s ranked chess opponent. Kenny beat them at chess, and then Sonia actually beat them.
She’s the worst.
Michael: Let’s spar!
Lyra: I can take you, even in just a towel!
I DISCOVERED HER SECRET! DISEMBODIED LEGS!
Lyra: I can’t believe I lost to my own son…
That’s now 2-1 to Lyra, so she’s still winning technically.
It was the full moon (I love the mod that takes away the stupid glow!), and all the zombies in the garden decided to make a beeline for old man Peter.
Lori was up (no surprises there, she’s up virtually every night anyway) and chilling in the hot tub, where her naked granddaughter had sat hours before.
Lori: I’m already dead, how much worse can it get?
Ella was also awake, but again she’s wandering around most nights too.
Lyra: This piece it’s… it’s… FANTASTIC! It’s a masterpiece, a thing of real beauty!
Mia: Take your camera somewhere else, I’m busy working for tips and being pretty.
Dawn: Sorry, was this guy watching your performance?
Amy: So, Dawn, what do you think of our current political leader?
Dawn: I try not to think.
Amy: Uh, I don’t quite think that’s what you’re supposed to do?
Dawn: No, no, don’t tell her. It’s funnier when she fails.
Mia: TOO HOT, TOO HOT!
Amy: Just like she is, am I right?
Random Guy: What.
Michael: My girlfriend is the worst. I must train harder and harder to achieve a state of peace where this doesn’t affect me.
So sticking your arm through the wall helps?
Amy: Chilli is hot!
Not as impressive as Lyra, I’m afraid!
They’re so cute I can’t even cope.
Honestly, this animation is my favourite. And I love the scenery of Isla Paradiso (I have never been more grateful for a good PC) because while Mia’s LTW is questionable, her girlfriend is NOT.
Amy: So I have a surprise for you.
Mia: More than the meal and the beach trip?
Mia: What’s that you just dropped?
Amy: Marry me?
Mia: Give me a minute, I’m still staring at the big ring on my finger.
And then they went home to, uh, shower…
Amy literally gets on with everyone.
Boa: She dropped the ring too! We’re kindred spirits!
Curt: Hmm, this is very interesting fire juggling you have here.
Mia: Does thing mean you’ll tip me?
All Michael’s hardwork has paid off! What’s left, it must be the black belt?
Michael: There’s only one thing to do now!
Michael: And we’re back in China!
Amy: Back? I’ve never been!
Amy: Guys? Why are you going inside? We have lots to explore!
I managed to divert at least one person away from the inside!
Mia: Amy, come on! I have something to show you!
Meanwhile, Michael takes on his first ranked opponent, to the tune of Kenny’s dancing.
Kenny: I’m being supportive!
Mia: Hurry up!
Amy: *far down the mountain* What could possibly be so great we have to run up a huge mountain!?
Mia: The view of China.
And so they got married, with the whole of China as their backdrop.
After beating his first opponent 2-0, Michael swiftly moved on to the second. Who had a dramatic increase in skill compared to the last guy.
Michael: I must be swift as a coursing river!
Michael: With all the force of a great typhoon!
Michael: And all the strength of a raging fire!
Michael: Mysterious as the dark side of the MOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Dear God, I love Sim Fu!
He won, 2-1.
Meanwhile, the newlywed
girlfriends wives were busy playing catch outside near the market.
Each to their own, I guess.