WOO I GOT WORLD ADVENTURES WORKING! Prepare for some World Adventures ;D
Recap; Kenny discovered monsters are real, Peter completed his Lifetime Wish, everyone discovered this blog because screw the fourth wall, Eli died, Michael started a bromance with the rocking horse, Lily threw a sleepover, May and Peter danced, Peter nearly burned the house down, Mia started Ballet, Kenny decided his lifetime wish of Chess Legend, Peter is now an ADULT, and I used a tonne of unnecessary gifs and images!
Livy: Hi Lyra!
Lyra: Why the hell are you in my bathroom?
Brandon: Dawn what are you doing?
Dawn: I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.
Brandon: I’m not helping you.
Look at this adorable pointy eared ginger girl!
I spied her as a possibly RI for Kenny, but she’s pretty young 😦
Sonia: Hello I’m a teenager now.
Dawn: *is pregnant again so I can’t change her godawful EA hair*
Michael: I wish for my family to be normal.
Michael: Send help.
HE ROLLED DRAMATIC. Lord help me.
Look at those tiny Lyra eyes.
Kenny: My turn!
Dawn: Got my cake, I’m out of here!
He rolled Born Salesman, and became a wannabe hipster…. in hot pink.
Right on cue, the University Mascot shows up and heartfarts Lyra.
Mia: Could you guys get your attempted flirting out of my face? I need to wash these dishes.
Aaaaand Peter comes in to steal the moment.
LEAVE. THE. CHILDREN. ALONE.
Party’s over, May.
May: Can’t possibly be!
Lily and Sonia: *friend building*
Mia: It’s me or her, Lily. If she’s my brothers girlfriend then she’ll be against me for female of the house.
Sonia: *dreaming about how she could make her home here*
Eli: Hello child I’m the ghost of
christmas past your future boyfriend’s dead great uncle.
Original Livy: And I’m the ghost of nobody related to this family, thank god.
Joel: I helped found it lol
Original Livy: Haha May you were late to the party!
May: But I still get cake, without having to interact with anyone.
EARLY MORNING AMBUSH
Lyra: So, what do you think of video games?
Sonia: I see your dead relative, one of you can have bleached hair!
Lyra: I’ve had the best idea. Let’s go to china for absolutely no reason.
I sent these four; the heir potentials and the current heir.
Lyra: Let’s not forget that, thank you!
Lyra: Take that, pole!
What did Jill ever do to you!?
One moment, I was watching her thinking how pretty she is…
And then there was this.
Lyra: DIE POLE!
*Eustace yelling in the distance*; Leave her alone!
Back at base camp, Kenny was dancing.
Surprising no one. He’s obsessed!
Um… Kenny… Necks don’t bend like that.
Mia: There are not two wanna be Indiana Jones’ behind me. And this is a fascinating book about dragons.
Does it teach you how to train them?
Lyra: Hey, I’m a white belt!
Lyra: And now I’m a yellow belt!
You’re probably going to break your fingers if you chop like that.
Lyra: I know what I’m doing, I’ve been doing this for five hours now!
Sim Fu is ridiculous.
I love it.
How is this helping?
WOO YEAH SHE BUST THE FIRST SET OF BLOCKS WOO YEAH GO LYRA!
And we’re up to three!
I seriously wish I had a picture of what it looks like when she doesn’t break them… but she never failed.
Back at the homestead, everyone is just waking up. Michael immediately starts dancing, and Kenny takes his bunny slippers on a hunt for food.
Kenny: I really wish we had steak.
Mia: For breakfast?
Kenny: Steak is appropriate for every meal.
Mia: Be quiet and drink your juice.
Michael: Who needs to make food when you can lick empty plates!?
Lyra (now a green belt) was still plugging away at Sim Fu.
Lyra: Eat this, dummy!
She looks so regal now, rather than an uncontrolled mess.
Michael: So, you’re really going to need to work on your dance moves. Maybe ask Mia if she can teach you ballet?
Mia: I could not deal with Kenny for that length of time, please don’t make me do that.
Lyra: So, I heard you had an adventure for me?
Chinese Lady: Yes! I need you to go into a potentially lethal tomb and retrieve a musty old artefact for me!
Lyra: Sounds legit.
Lyra: My Sim Fu outfit really isn’t appropriate for this… I should change.
In to what?
Lyra: LYRA CROFT!
Oh dear lord.
So, have some Lyra Croft: Tomb Raider screenshots, because I got really excited about everything but now can’t be bothered to caption them! 😀
She was doing the Sim Fu move, while looking around in awe. Nice glitch!
Who in their right mind would give Lyra a pickaxe?
Kenny: I must play a soothing game of chess while I pray our mother doesn’t die.
Michael: Woo, dance party!
Lyra: Okay, eyes closed, deep breath, and…
Did you not think to test the depth first!?
Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the detail that went into these boots. The nails and everything!
Lyra: Oh my god I nearly died.
You don’t say?
At this point, I realised there was a chance one of the future heirs might get the Seasoned Traveller LTW so sent them all home.
That and nobody was really having any fun or leaving the house.
Mia: No. Not getting involved.
Lyra takes the Heir Motorbike (It was Lori’s, then it was Ella’s, and now it’s Lyra’s!)
Michael: Don’t tell my mother.
You’re no rebel, what are you doing!?
Michael: Tasting freedom, in case I get strapped into the legacy house forever.
Lily: You didn’t tell me you were a vampire!?
Vampire: Why did you think I stay inside and only drink plasma juice??
Lily: I thought you were just a nerd…
Michael: I have been inspired…
Everyone is obsessed with this damn barre! This is going to be the generation of Ballerinas, isn’t it?
This is all that happens in the legacy house now. Kenny plays chess, Mia paints, and Michael does some weird nonsense because his traits don’t make that much sense.
Lori: This blog is awful. I’m not in it nearly as much as I should be, and I founded this family!
You’re in nearly every chapter.
Lori: That’s not good enough!
Ella: Mum, you probably shouldn’t be reading that blog. Technology is bad for you as a ghost, remember what happened to Boa’s game saves?
Lori: Go dig your grave, I’ll do what I want.
Hey look, family outing!
Lyra: Is everybody ready?
Peter: I’m huuuuuuungry!
Where’s everybody else?
Lyra: I stuffed their bodies in the boot.
They arrive, and the first thing May sees is her ex playing catch with somebody who is clearly invisible.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
I managed to herd everyone into the booth before sending them home to deal with the fire, and didn’t realise that half of them had been in pie eating contest, so this generations picture consists of a bunch of cannibals. Thanks guys!
By the time I sent somebody home, this is what was left of the
ugly precious kitchen…
But it all magically got replaced for the stupid amount you can see leaving in the right hand corner.
Oops… I guess I sent Peter home to deal with the fire BEFORE herding him into the photo booth! That’s his fault for not finishing his cooking before leaving, I guess.
Well, I’ll take another one at Kenny and Michael’s graduation and hopefully have him in it that time.