Welcome back to the normal scheduling of the Gordon Legacy, posting at whatever-time-I-finish-a-post on whatever-day-it-happens-to-be here at theworstlegacychallenge.wordpress.com!
I also apologise for the absolutely insane number of needless references, images, and gifs within this post. I don’t know what inspired me to throw these at it, but there they are and they’re either going to make or break this post.
I was cackling while writing it, so I hope you enjoy it as much as I did, I guess!
Kenny: I SAW MONSTERS!
You saw what?
Kenny: Ugh, the horror! I can’t deal with this, I just can’t!
Um. Kenny? Kenny? Hello?
Lyra: Don’t worry about those monsters Kenny, I’ll fight them for you!
Kenny: YOU MEAN THEY’RE REAL!?
Lyra: There there.
Boa: Hey, why haven’t my high scores saved?
Maybe they’re ghosts? 😉
Boa: That wasn’t funny. I don’t like you.
Michael: Why is there some dead guy in our living room?
In other news, Lily randomly rolled some wishes to catch some fishes!
Lily: That was awful. Go bug somebody else.
Kenny: Don’t even think about it.
What do you guys have against me?
This seems to be Michael’s new favourite hobby, the weirdo.
Michael: Hey, you have two of these things standing in a field outside your house.
That is completely different.
Mia: Could somebody please get rid of the dead guy?
That’s your grandfather. Be respectful.
Boa: Oi kid, why is there no food in this fridge?
Talking of being respectful…
Oooh, somebody in this household actually achieved something for the first time in ages!
Lily: All I did was gain a skill point?
What is this screenshot? I don’t know!
May: Do you need a reason to show off my fabulousness?
Peter: So you know you were talking about achieving things?
Yeees…? You’re not going to tell me about that tan are you?
Peter: Look outside.
I know, I can’t believe it either, but Peter has completed his lifetime wish!
And yes, Michael did come home and immediately get back on the rocking horse. I’m almost tempted to take that thing away.
Mia: So, are you training?
Michael: Training for what?
Mia: The heir poll, of course!
Michael: …. We’re supposed to train?
Mia: Our parents are legendary Pokemon trainers and they – haven’t you been reading the blog!?
Michael: There’s a BLOG!?
4th wall, what 4th wall!?
Elisha: Huh, so that’s what happened since I moved out, and why the house looks totally different.
May: I feel a disturbance in the force…
Boa’s crapbox looks so much worse when you see that everyone else has shiny urns XD Oh Boa, you’re hopeless even in death 😛
ELI FINALLY DIED!
I guess Elisha isn’t bothered by the remains of her dying perfect garden out of the window behind her.
Elisha: I’m refusing to look. It’s a travesty.
Woo, active ghosts tonight!
Joel on the waterslide; how original!
So, basically everyone brought home a friend today. This is Lily’s friend, and I have no idea who she is.
This girl (Mia’s friend) instantly created a lifelong rivalry with Michael by blocking him from getting on the rocking horse.
At the same time, there was a study session going on in the kitchen. Except Mia opted to sit on the floor even though there was an empty space in front of her.
Kenny, meanwhile, was presiding over the royal court in somebody else’s house. I looked for a child. I looked and looked. There was nobody on the lot except for Kenny.
Kenny: THIS IS MY HOUSE NOW!
Lily: Kenny, get your ass home, I’m throwing a sleepover.
Kenny: But I don’t wanna come hooooome!
I have never seen a child do a stompy walk before, and I love it.
And pyjama-less Kenny is the first one to start the actual partying. Though the girl on the right is having my kind of party.
Rocking-Horse-Robbing girl tried interacting with Michael, but he wasn’t having any of that.
Obviously, everyone decided it was the best idea of go lie down in sleeping bags, outside in the rain.
So I built the party cabin!
I have no idea what it’s future function will be, but GIFT GIVING PARTIES!?
I was then distracted by this.
Just as I make a post saying I’m worried about you May, you start doing things again!
May: Elisha showed me.
Though hopefully this isn’t one of the things you start doing.
Ack, her queue said ‘Dance Wildly Together’ and his queue said ‘Slow Dance’…
You Belong With Me was playing in the background though this and I quite honestly wanted to stab myself though the eye because this was so cute but no! NO!
May: Shit, I’m sorry!
Peter: … I think you broke something.
MAYBE IT’S A SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Lori: Ella, aren’t you going to say anything?
Ella: Why? She’s not my child.
Lori: She’s not? I get mixed up with whose child is whose these days.
Ella: She’s Elisha’s daughter. Makes sense she’d try to steal my daughter’s man.
Ella: So mother, have you seen that new show, Miraculous Ladybug?
Lori: We’re dead, we’re not watching anything.
iT’S SO CUTE I JUST –
HEY LOOK I REMEMBERED TO TURN THE WEATHER EFFECTS AND SEASONS BACK ON!
I turned them off because my laptop just couldn’t handle anything other than summer, and then completely forgot to turn them back on for my new PC.
May somehow got hold of a guitar (seriously how the hell did she get that!?) and has taken to randomly trying to teach herself.
Boa: This isn’t half bad!
Lori: You must’ve gotten senile, this is trash.
Lori: You hear me, cheater? TRASH.
Lori, don’t be so mean.
The first of the party goers is awake and gaming! Of course it’s Lily.
Lily: Early to bed and early to rise!
You’d think with all these bubbles we’d get an awesome party, right?
Mia: THE TRAMPOLINE IS COLD AND I CAN’T GET OFF. My feet are dying, I can feel it.
Boa stuck around till morning to support May in her guitar playing.
Kenny: Why do we still have key lime pie? Everyone’s been eating key lime pie or cake for weeks.
Once everyone had gone to school or work, I made a potentially fatal mistake of sending these two to the fall festival together.
They both had stir crazy moodlets at this point, I think they deserved it though.
As soon as they arrive, May sets off for the haunted house, but Peter was distracted by something else.
I didn’t say who the outing was fatal to, did I? 😉
Yup, Peter left waffles in the oven.
Totally not my fault for cancelling his queue.
Peter: Don’t worry, I’ll save the day. Again.
Lyra saved it last time, don’t get ahead of yourself.
Peter: Lyra caused it last time.
I swear to you my heart stopped when I saw this. I COMPLETELY forgot that sims can get this from the haunted house, and instead though May had died or something.
May: Don’t be so melodramatic.
May: What are you doing?
I’m doing nothing, what are you doing?
Dawn: This random grave is so SAD!
Also that there on the ground is her youngest daughter… something. Idk, check one of the family trees.
Where else did I expect to find Michael when school finished?
Sonia: He’s always here…
Too soon? **
Lily: I seriously hate school. I hate it. With a passion.
Kenny: I bet it’ll be more bearable if you give me the answers to the homework.
Lily: Oh, you wanna copy off me do you, brain boy?
After her impressive dancing on her birthday, Mia was signed up for dance classes and given the Ballet Barre to practise on!
Mia: My dance style was more ‘bad disco’ than ballet, but each to their own.
Aah, my graceful swan.
Actual picture of Mia in real life;
Kenny: Bah! Chess sucks!
*rolls wish to become a Chess Legend*
Peter: It’s my birthday!
Kenny: Yeaaah!! Woo!!
Peter: Who paid you?
Lily has too fallen to the curse of the waterslide!
Though, sensible girl is wearing her outerwear because it’s so cold outside –
Lily: Hmm, school starts in half an hour and I’m hungry… I know, I’ll bake myself a muffin and then have no time to eat it!
I feel as though this picture needs no explanation.
Oh Kenny. Oh, Kenny.
** I was, of course, incredibly shocked and upset to hear about Alan Rickman’s death. I hated Snape’s character with a passion (get your hero bullshit away from me), but he played him fantastically, I loved him in LoveActually, Marvin was fantastic, and while they were the only things I’ve (knowingly) seen him in, I know he was was just a generally awesome person who did not deserve to die so soon.