3.6 – The One With The Double Party

I made it to another post, hurrah! This one is a biggie, but lots happens. Namely, no more toddlers!

Also, I now have Into The Future! Not that anybody will be going to the future just yet. I also should have World Adventures, but I was sent the Asia-Pacific version rather than the UK version, so it won’t run with my game. Boo 😦

Recap; May failed at responsibility, Michael became a troll, Lyra gave birth to the Generation’s final baby Mia, Kenny was smug, Lily and Mia became toddlers, Michael found a girl, and Elisha died at last!

Boa, don’t you want to see your grandkids?

Boa: Who needs family when there are gaming consoles!?

Livy: I don’t even know why I’m here, but I like this new library.

I don’t know why you’re here either, but you have terrible hair.

Lyra had a career change! And also a lifetime wish change. She now wants to be an Astronaut, because I figured that as cool as the firefighter profession is, it’s going to be hell to complete so I picked her second option.

Lyra: I’m in the military. I like this.

Kenny: Put me down, man, I’m not related to you! Are you planning to set me on fire!?

Kenny: Better blow out the candles before he can kill me.

The fairy cheering squad has arrived! Apparently May couldn’t care less over a cousin of some description’s birthday.

And his mother decided work was more important.

Kenny: I just looooove hot pink!

He was stuck with ‘unlucky’, because nobody cared enough to potty train him.

Mia: Why aren’t I getting any screen time!? I’m way cooler than that nerd!

Be patient, young padawan.

The future makes its appearance!

May: What was all the noise? Kenny, it was your birthday?

Kenny: Thanks for noticing!

Lily: Hey mum, want to change the dirty diaper I’ve had for several hours?

Kenny’s first act as a child was to go outside and sit on the end of the see-saw. I checked everybody’s queue, nobody was supposed to join him. And so he sat there.

Kenny: I am here to contemplate the meaning of life.

It’s 42!

It’s summer, so the girls were dumped outside. Lily with her books and Mia in the walker.

Mia: Anyone? Hello? I don’t know how to walk in this thing!

Lyra: Who needs a motorbike when you have a hoverboard!?

What about your child?

Lyra: She can teach herself to walk.

Lyra: Wait, this isn’t what I planned.

Yes, I’m aware the garden is a mess – there was a renovation and I forgot to put everything back neatly.

Ha, now I can laugh at Lyra failing at something.

Lyra: This didn’t happen and we will never talk about it again.

Kenny: I conclude that this is the best move that can be made.

You’re moving a piece, yet all the pieces are still on the board.

Kenny: I’m level four, I know what I’m doing.

Mia: I can walk now. Pay attention to me?

God, your generation is so needy.

Mia: We’re raised by Lyra. We play to win.

Hey, Sonic’s here!

Michael: You be nice to my friend, or I’ll dump a bucket of water or your head.

Sonia: Please stop calling me Sonic.

May was the first to get a futuristic makeover!

May: I like the waterslide. The waterslide is my best friend.

May, are you okay?

Lori: Do I hear somebody on the waterslide? Sorry Mia, Great-Grandma bonding can wait!

Mia: Seriously?

May, where is Wilfred going?

May: He is leaving. We split up.

Why?

May: I don’t know.

Are you going to stop him?

May: No.

And so, Wilfred is gone. Honestly, this was completely unintentional. Both of them had ‘get married’ wishes, and Wilfred had a ‘marry May Gordon’ wish. She went over to him for some reason (I missed it) and suddenly their relationship bar was in the red and she was upset with him. Though, no moodlet!

Kenny: I think I’m going to set up home here.

He is level five. LEVEL FIVE. Are you going to max the logic skill as a child!?

Michael: Great Scott!

A grey hoverboard for the grey fanatic.

Hey, look who it is! It’s me! New and improved version of me, who will be replacing the download of the old version of me once I have made a hoodie – yes that’s right, I’m going to be attempting to make custom content!

Yeah, I have no idea what I’m doing.

Livy: Lyra is so great. I’m so glad you won, Lyra.

Lyra: I’m awesome.

Anthony: What the hell is going on here?

Yes, I made a simself for my boyfriend! Though the hair is horribly inaccurate and please don’t judge him XD

But of course, they heartfarted.

Because riding a hoverboard down a set of stairs is the best way to go about life, Lyra.

Lyra: You’ll never know if you never try!

Kenny: I am the supreme ruler of the chess set!

Michael: *outside the window* Nobody’s planning to take it from you, loser.

Sonic has been allowed into the clubhouse!

Sonia: It’s Sonia!

Michael: First Mate Sonia, what do you see?

Sonia: I see fire..

Michael: Wrong movie!

Sonia: Sorry! I see rum!

Michael: That’s not good enough.

Sonia: Oh, misty eye of the mountain below…

Michael: Why is the rum gone?!

Sonia: You’ve really never seen The Hobbit or Lord of the Rings?

Michael: The who and the lord of the what?

Sonia: Oh my god, you need a movie education.

Michael: So like Netflix and Chill, right?

Sonia: … No.

Hey, it’s a family meal!

Kind of, seeing as only one child is there and he’s eating cake.

As much as I dislike Peter most of the time, look at how he looks at Lyra 😀

KENNY, STOP TRYING TO STEAL MICHAEL’S GIRL.

Kenny: One day, I will marry this girl.

Sonia: In your dreams.

Peter also has some strange obsession with trying to talk to Sonia. She, like me, doesn’t like him.

I like you more and more every day, girl!

Peter’s Queue: *join*

THERE IS NO ROOM FOR YOU, LEAVE THE POOR CHILDREN ALONE!

Sonia: Would you read me a bedtime story?

Lyra: Sure, random child I’ve never met.

With everyone in bed, May comes downstairs and starts eating cake.

If it’s possible for sims to have depression, May has it. She sleeps during the day, doesn’t interact with anyone, eats cake, and goes on the waterslide. That’s all she does. It worries me a little bit.

I found Late Night, so my simself has her hair back! Also, it seems like my nose expanded as I got old.

Livy: WOO, WATERSLIDE!

SimLivy: So, are you sad?

May: I feel fine, actually.

SimLivy: It’s okay to be sad.

May: Honestly, I’m fine.

SimLivy: IT’S OKAY TO BE SAD!

Ella: Livy, leave the poor girl alone.

May: I really don’t care.

The Emo gnome grew up, and had a baby!

Lyra: I’ve had a terrible yet brilliant idea. A joint birthday party for Mia and Lily.

Sonia’s still here!

Mia: Mia’s still here, too!

Lyra: Guys, it’s party time!

Michael: Pillow party!

Lyra: No, birthday party.

Sonia: There’s nobody here.

After having to call and invite everyone again because nobody showed up to the first party, Anthony and I are the first to show up!

And it’s the recently divorced Brandon! It’s true, I recently got a popup saying that Yadira was getting married, checked the family tree and they’re no longer married 😦

Brandon: Damnit Lyra, why did you have to win!? Had I won I could have stayed married and happy!

Kenny: Hi Sonia!

Sonia: Please leave me alone.

Everyone then instantly started bitching about Mia, as always happens at parties.

And of course, here is the obligatory random gate crasher that heartfarts with one of the family.

Of course, all the guests declined the opportunity to watch a potential heir age up, leaving that up to the family.

Mia: This doesn’t bode well for the future, does it?

Of course Brandon and I start eating and Anthony gets out a book. Of course.

May: The sun hurts my eyes.

Mia: Can we get on with my birthday now!?

Bossy, but so cute!

Mia: Time to become interesting a child!

HOLYMOTHEROFGOD

Mia got her bossy boots!

I actually really like the way her outfit turned out.

Mia: I don’t want to sit next to the competition!

Michael: Well who said I wanted to sit near you!?

Oh look, Dawn showed up!

And was also not interested in the party or the birthday of her niece.

May: Can I go back inside now?

These are your heir prospects, people!

Lily appears to be farting sparkles…

Lily: Tadaaaah!

Mia: Woo, happy birthday!

Michael: Can I go back to Sonia now?

Lily: I want to go back to being a toddler. I changed my mind.

Mia and Michael then began an autonomous dance-off, with Mia bringing some kickass moves!

Mia wins.

Mia: Woo!

Livy: Thanks for the awesome party!

Yeah, we got the awesome – verging on epic – party popup! 😀

Mia: I will paint, but I refuse to be chained here. Don’t forget, I’m named after a princess!

Michael: Yeehaw, ride’em cowboy!

Oh please no.

This face is fantastic.