3.5 – The One Where Lyra Has Another Baby

I don’t really have anything to complain about at the start of this one!

RECAP; Lyra’s had a second child called Kenny and a smug little shit, Michael grew into an awesome fairy child, May got pregnant, I got Lyra on a motorbike, ghosts showed up, Lyra got pregnant again, May completed her lifetime wish, and May also had a baby girl named Lily!

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May: So you’re my child. You’re my daughter. All mine. My baby. My responsibility.

Um. Are you okay?

May: Yes, this is fine.

Captain Michael, what do you see!?

Michael: There be pirates. Hide the rum.

Michael: Enemy pirates, landing on our shores. Arm yourselves, men!

Veering away from his deranged son, Peter maxed the fishing skill!

Finally, something useful 😛

Lyra: Seriously, what is this picture?

I don’t even know.

Lyra: I’m repairing a toilet. What were you thinking?

That the toilet is super gross?

Lyra: Yes. That’s why I’m making it self cleaning. Go away.

Michael: Hey, Dad! Come over here for a second!

Peter: Hey Michael! Michael? Where did you go?

Michael: *whistling* Oopsies!

Peter: *high pitched screaming*

Ah, I love my graphics ❤ And my sims!

Michael: Get rekt!

Lyra: Hey, I’m having a baby over here!

You want me to come back now?

Lyra: …

Lyra: Shut up I’m in labour!

May: DON’T PANIC THIS IS HOW IT WORKS!

Lyra: I KNOW THIS IS MY THIRD!

Peter: I ASKED YOU TO HELP ME!

May: IT’S THE THIRD YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING!

Lyra: You guys are such drama queens.

Michael: Oh great, another sibling to compete with.

Michael: *really creepy screaming*

Lyra: Okay, I’m gonna move this little party somewhere else.

Wilfred’s foot: One step ahead of you!

Michael stayed dancing and screaming in one place for a while, and I’m not going to lie, child sims freaking out is actually horrifying. It sounded like he was being murdered or something!

Also that puddle was Peter dripping all over the floor, as he was still wet from having a bucket of water dumped on his head.

Michael: Seeing as nothing important is happening right now, wanna read me a bed time story?

May: Sure! Star Wars again?

Lyra: I HATE YOU ALL.

Wilfred: Hey Lyra, do you mind being quieter? I can’t hear the TV.

Lyra: When this baby is out of me I’m going to murder every last one of you.

Meet Mia Gordon, in her lovely brown wrap! She is artistic and a heavy sleeper, and likes the colour blue – just like Lyra!

Wilfred: Can I put the TV back on now?

What does this picture represent? I don’t know.

I think it was probably to explain the nursery situation. With three babies and two cribs, somebody doesn’t have anywhere to sleep. And that somebody is Kenny. Somebody puts him in the playpen, then somebody else comes along and picks him up, only to put him back in. AND IT GOES ON AND ON.

And everyone can obviously hear him from upstairs, so gets up to come down and yell at him!

Michael: No, I’m just yelling at him because he’s against me in the heir poll.

Michael: SHARP LEFT!

Michael: That was a close one; I nearly died!

Um. Lyra, there’s a baby on the floor.

Lyra: Yes. But it’s not my baby.

So!?

Lyra: Is something happening?

Of course!

askdjflakjdkauhd Lily why!?

God damn, she’s adorable! I have good grandkids, apparently.

Lily: Hands taste good.

Okay maybe not you as heir.

Lyra that’s not your child!

Lyra: May’s not looking after her, somebody needs to step up.

I think Lily has Joel’s colour, it’s a lot darker than Lyra’s and Kenny’s.

Lyra: So she’s my cousin once removed?

Yes.

Lyra: And she’s Mia and Michael’s second cousin?

I think so.

Yes my head imploded too

Kenny: Pay attention to me!

This child cries all the time! He’s so needy.

This child, on the other hand. She just lies in her crib and does nothing. I mean, she cries if she’s really hungry or smelling or something, but other than she’s really really quiet.

It’s so refreshing after her brothers!

Kenny: I’ve already read that book.

Lily: Yeah, but you were born three days before me. You had a head start.

Kenny: Yeah, but still.

Lily: Alright then, brain boy, where do these go?

Kenny: I don’t actually know…

Lily: HA!

So this nerd… lemme just talk about this nerd for a second. He gets set that ‘deliver forms to city hall’ opportunity from school, which he does immediately. He then proceeds to sit down and do his homework THE FASTEST I’VE EVER SEEN.

And then comes home and plays with the chess set. You’re not even a genius, what are you doing!?

Nerd.

Speaking of nerds…

Happy birthday Mia!

Lyra: You guys are a terrible cheering squad. Are you trying to swallow flies?

Alright then, just suffocate the child with your boob. Why not!

Mia!

Her black hair really works with her blue clothes and greenish skin; she’s adorable! Also – Langurd jaw and regular nose!

Um. Michael? The party’s over.

Michael: The party is never over!

Mia: My brother is already proving himself an idiot. I thought you said he was a nerd?

Michael: Okay then, I’m just gonna take my cake and leave.

Look at their matching blue! Aaah 😀

Lyra: We’re going to be the greatest mother-daughter combo you’ve ever seen.

Mia: You bet.

MIA IS TOO CUTE OKAY!

Hey, the alien is back!

Nope, wrong alien.

Alien: Is this a weapon?

May: So what brings you to our planet, Sir?

Alien: Well, I’ve heard Earth has some fantastic cooking recipes! Could you point me in the direction where I may find some?

Peter: This is the story of how I died. But, don’t worry, this is actually a fun story and the truth is it isn’t even mine. This is the story of a girl named Rapunzel, and it starts with the sun.

This animation is adorable.

First thing to do when you wake up in the morning? Faceplant into the floor on a waterslide of course!

Michael: What are you talking about? This is exactly what I wanted.

Lyra: I quit being a firewoman. I want to be an astronaut instead.

Because that’s realistic.

Lyra: Believe. Believe in the magic of friendship.

THAT WON’T HELP YOU.

Lyra: Don’t shake hands with people. Just don’t touch people. They’re icky.

You have three kids.

Hey, Michael finally got his grey wings! Though they look white, but whatever. I coloured them using them codes for the favourite colour of grey.

This is Sonia King-Glimore. That means she is Lily’s cousin, and daughter of my Simself’s daughter Amber, who is also Wilfred’s sister.

You with me?

These two are so cute!

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She’s so pretty! Honestly, my simself really does give some good grandkids!

He has his dad’s poser pose as well, what a dork.

Michael: Sonia loves this brave fairy!

I have to try so hard not to call her Sonic

Ella: Have you heard the good news!?

No… What?

Ella: ELISHA IS DEAD!

So are you.

Ella: Technicalities.

It is true, Elisha has passed on. She also got a shiny urn! Though apparently, Eli isn’t even an Elder yet, and their adult birthdays were on the same day, so I may have to go and do something about that.

Look at Boa’s crummy box, bless his soul.

Boa: Heard you were talkin shit.

And I leave you with the picture of a random zombie bouncing on our trampoline in his boxers.

Because doesn’t everyone want to see that?